You know you are a horseperson when....

[frankie]

-You cluck to your car when you go up a hill.
-Your horse's hair is in better condition than your own.
-You refer to your car as "my portable tack room".
-You are excited when your friend tells you that there is a huge sale at the bridle shop, then you are disappointed when you realize they mean the bridal shop.
-You have the vet's number but not your kid's pediatrician on your speed dial.
-Your spouse can track dirt into the house all they want, but God help them if they muddy up the tack room.
-Your house is a mess, but the barn is as neat as a pin.
-Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair all over them.
-You have to go to your friend's wedding in riding clothes because you took too long at the barn.
- Only horse people would spend hundreds of dollars on a show for a 95 cent ribbon

[stressmom]

this is too funny but right on target!

[maggie]

Those are great. I have a list of the same kind of thing, I'll try to locate and add to your post. This could go on forever. Hilarious.....

[lenellenlen]

I knew I was a horse person when I went out riding in my sleep one night when I was about 13. My Mom, HORRIFIED, found my riding clothes sweaty and horsey in my bedroom floor. I don't think she ever slept soundly again until I left for college!

[cathmarmar]

You don't mind the smell and oily feel on your hands when you sit down to eat. That's when it hit me. Poor hygiene and all! :)

[patdarb]

When you realize all your daydreaming revolves around a horse, rather than an exotic vacation spot of something. Then you know their is no hope. You are hooked for life.